Fuck-founded

The near comatose, mental state achieved after having enormous amounts of sex.
Usual symptoms include: laziness, permagrin, fatigue, and the inability to construct coherent thoughts or sentences.
The inability to mentally function after having marathon sex.

Jack "If you keep banging that nympho all day, you are gonna get fuck-founded."
John "I uh, uh. O man, I forgot what I was gonna say."
Jack "Damn John, you are totally fuck-founded right now!"

by bretsky247 April 28, 2013

Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!

Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark

by 123454321123454321 August 27, 2006

Foundered On

(Verb) A phrase that was popular during the 20th century that means to be tired of or burn out on.

We went to the movies every weekend; we were completely foundered on it.

She was foundered on her 4 hour commute from her house to work each day.

by OlFashioned November 13, 2013

Fondue

Debonair. Composed. Poised. Stylish. Socially desirable.

Did you see her shmooze that bartender into giving us free drinks? She is so fondue!

by Ms. Umlaut November 3, 2009

fonduece

What comes out of you the morning after eating a whole lot of cheese. Also known as a fondump.

Dude, I went to this wine and cheese party last night and ate so much cheese that I blew out a fonduece this morning. It was sloppy!

by the comand'r October 5, 2013

dick fondue

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, pulls out and his dick is covered in shit. Similar to banana dipped Chocolate Fondue.

"Ah Hell Nah Bitch I don't dig dick fondue you need an enema first."

by Matt Merry (ie. The Midnight Cowboy) May 2, 2008

Fondel Buddy

one who works your nutsack without romantic relations

man john deberry is peytons' fondel buddy.
DAMN!!!!!

by meatwad September 20, 2003