1. Used in describing a situation, instance, or object of chance, surprise, or perplexity.
2. A company that makes electronic testing equipment to measure voltage, amperage, ohms, and other such like things.
2. A company that makes electronic testing equipment to measure voltage, amperage, ohms, and other such like things.
1. What the fluke!? That was a fluke.
2. I just bought a fluke meter, now I can test the voltage of these batteries.
2. I just bought a fluke meter, now I can test the voltage of these batteries.
by Little Dog Monk August 30, 2006
Get the fluke mug.In Northern Ireland and Ireland (at least), a fluke (pronounced flook) is a verb meaning to win against the odds. It can also be used as a noun meaning something won against the odds or someone who wins that way.
Fluke tends to be a positive appreciation of good luck, rather than a denial of the win. It can be used to playfully reject someone's win though, or to be humble about one's own win.
Fluke tends to be a positive appreciation of good luck, rather than a denial of the win. It can be used to playfully reject someone's win though, or to be humble about one's own win.
(In appreciation of someone winning): "Whoa, flukey. Well done!"
(In bemused disbelief that someone won a football game): "Jeez, how did you score that goal? You weren't even kicking it right. What a fluke!"
(In happy humility after winning): "Thanks. It was just a fluke really".
(When someone beats you in a game, but you're convinced you'll win next time): "Fluke! Let's go again."
(To tell a story without it seeming boastful): "Well, the whole thing was a fluke really. Back in early Spring, I..."
(In bemused disbelief that someone won a football game): "Jeez, how did you score that goal? You weren't even kicking it right. What a fluke!"
(In happy humility after winning): "Thanks. It was just a fluke really".
(When someone beats you in a game, but you're convinced you'll win next time): "Fluke! Let's go again."
(To tell a story without it seeming boastful): "Well, the whole thing was a fluke really. Back in early Spring, I..."
by Flukemeister March 25, 2009
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(1)fluke :
can be used to describe a situation of bullshit.
(2)fluke :
something that happens solely due to luck
can be used to describe a situation of bullshit.
(2)fluke :
something that happens solely due to luck
Ex1: Damn where the hell did that cop come from..Thats fluke!
Ex2: It is not just a fluke that Captain’s vocal cords can reach the octave of his cousin Leona.
Ex2: It is not just a fluke that Captain’s vocal cords can reach the octave of his cousin Leona.
by Sonnyboy22 May 10, 2009
Get the Fluke mug.A phrase commonly used in the world of sports. Most commonly refers to a player or event that at first glance seems perfectly legitimate, but upon closer examination is just a steaming pike of fluke trash. In other words, they are a fraud, a joke, a loser, garbage, etc. Some examples of fluke trash in the sports world are the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series title, Scott Kazmir, Miles Austin, Barry Zito, Rebecca Black, and of course the biggest fluke trash of them all, fatt cain.
Uneducated Fan: Yo dood! Matt Cain is so good! He had a scoreless streak where he averaged 5 innings a start in the playoffs for 3 games! Hooray hes our ace!
Educated Fan: Yawn, his name is Fatt Cain, and he sucks, is not even close to our real ace, Tim Lincecum, and is a fat piece of fluke trash.
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Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2007: Man we really hosed the mets in that scott kazmir deal! Dudes a stud!
Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2011: STFU
Educated Fan: Yawn, his name is Fatt Cain, and he sucks, is not even close to our real ace, Tim Lincecum, and is a fat piece of fluke trash.
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Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2007: Man we really hosed the mets in that scott kazmir deal! Dudes a stud!
Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2011: STFU
by orpheu$ July 27, 2011
Get the fluke trash mug.Roy: Where are you going tonight?
Tom: I am going on a date with Jill. I hope i get to score.
Roy: Dude she is a total Flucey. You might pick up a disease.
Tom: SHUT UP ASSHOLE SHE HAS FEELINGS!!!
Roy: That is not the only thing she has.
Tom: I am going on a date with Jill. I hope i get to score.
Roy: Dude she is a total Flucey. You might pick up a disease.
Tom: SHUT UP ASSHOLE SHE HAS FEELINGS!!!
Roy: That is not the only thing she has.
by Pasty Pasta June 23, 2011
Get the Flucey mug.A discretionary savings account set aside for university undergraduate students exclusively used for the purchasing of contraseptive devises and/or any sexual activities those devises could be used for: condoms, KY jelly, pornographic images of all kinds, whips and chain, stripper-parties, prostitutes, etc. This type of fund is inspired by the law students of Georgetown University, but could be used quite effectively at any institution of higher learning. However, the fund can't be used to buy alcohol since Fluke Funds are entirely fueled by tax-payer contributions. Sexual activities, not excluding orgies, are the only things the account can cover.
"Say, Dude. I'm seeing Cassandra tonight."
"Man, she's a dirty skank! You need rubbers?"
"Nah. I got cash in my Fluke Fund."
"Well, pray they don't break. Your dick will fall off if they do."
"Man, she's a dirty skank! You need rubbers?"
"Nah. I got cash in my Fluke Fund."
"Well, pray they don't break. Your dick will fall off if they do."
by RBKC34 June 18, 2012
Get the Fluke Fund mug.Similar to "flucked up" and other derivatives of "fluck". An allusion to Sandra Fluke, who's recent "I'm short of money for contraception" testimony, re-invigorated the debate about the difference between sluts, skanks, and ordinary prostitutes.
Not related to the word fluke, meaning an abberation of nature.
Also not related to the word Anita'd, of similar ilk.
Not related to the word fluke, meaning an abberation of nature.
Also not related to the word Anita'd, of similar ilk.
"If she going to testify before Congress, she'd better get fluked up". Or alternately. "Boy, did old Clarence ever get Anita'd, on that coke issue".
by esdguru69 June 27, 2012
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