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floating t-shirt

very dark skinned black people, because all you see of them in the dark is their t-shirts
ay did you see all those floating t-shirts over there by the bus-stop?
by late! October 16, 2008
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teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
by benormous December 28, 2005
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floating air bisquit

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"
"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
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Floating Head Doctor

Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.
Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!

Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"
by parrappa October 8, 2008
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Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like
A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.
by Doyle February 11, 2004
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Floating Cosby

A poop that just came out of you anus and it now floating freely in your toilet.
DUDE THE FLOATING COSBY THAT I JUST POOPED OUT LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT

wtf james why the hell would I want to know that your floating cosby looks like a god damn rabbit
by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010
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floating an air biscuit

Oh no I just started floating an air biscuit
by Cleadus fucksinton January 6, 2016
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