Roach Float

A pool float that floats above the water so as to keep the roach from getting wet.

Johnny you better put the roach float on its float so it doent fall in the pool and get wet you high motherfucker.

by fuckinghighasshit333 July 22, 2011

flattykawa

a volleyball player shaped like a door

flattykawa: iwa~chan

by ashwoo October 11, 2020

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

flitterbick

a mythical flying squirrel that flies so fast you can't see it

The flitterbick kept flying past my window, but I never saw it.

by pest_control July 4, 2010

Floating 69

When two people are floating in the water and are also performing 69

“Did you see the video of Joseph and Irene performing floating 69 the other day?”

by 🅱️eamo29 March 23, 2021

brain float

/noun/ an expression used for a person currently undergoing brain loading and is unable to process anything as of the moment.

Can you please repeat the statement? I was having a brain float!

by ineedadiamondring October 9, 2021

Sink or Float

A question asked to men asking whether or not their dick sinks or floats in a bathtub. Women have still not received the same answer... some men say float, others say sink.

Girl: Does it sink or float?
Guy: it sinks

Girl: Does it sink or float?

Guy: oh it definitely floats

by igotchudontworry November 4, 2019