Skip to main content

floppertunist

A person who takes any opportunity to sprawl all over your furniture or crashout anywhere they can.
He was so lazy, he is a 'floppertunist ' any chance to lay down and sprawl and he'd be there snoozing
by SnapShooter June 15, 2022
mugGet the floppertunist mug.

floppertunist

He is so lazy, he says he doing it for research for his thesis and intends to write his final paper on the subject of lying down and snoozing, but I think he's just a floppertunist really
I don't think I have ever seen him standing up, he says he's a professional full time floppertunist and that requires him to be horizontal at any and every opportunity!
by SnapShooter November 11, 2022
mugGet the floppertunist mug.
Related Words

Froomper

"Hey you see that British person"
"Ya I hate that froomper"
by Froomper February 3, 2024
mugGet the Froomper mug.

Frompert

A totally sigma male who is the best gamer ever and has a 9.36 inch penis and is super handsome and sexy and has many females on his fat meat
Frompert is the goat
by Frompert July 3, 2024
mugGet the Frompert mug.

Flompety

There are two definitions of this word:
1. An adjective used to describe a certain sagginess or looseness.

2. To be used before the words womp womp.

I'm sorry if this is all very confusing but sometimes the only way to describe things is by using the word flompety.
1.The rabbit's ears were flompety
2.Flompety womp womp
by Gjmorrisboy September 24, 2024
mugGet the Flompety mug.

floopentarn

9 days after tomorrow
I have a haircut floopentarn!
by erby March 9, 2025
mugGet the floopentarn mug.

floopentarn

9 days after today
I have a haircut floopentarn!
by erby March 9, 2025
mugGet the floopentarn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email