1. Why do you look so exhausted?
Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!
2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?
Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.
Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!
2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?
Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.
by The Purple Taco March 9, 2011
Get the Flogasm mug.The most commonly found aftermarket cat-back exhaust system found on motor vehicles, especially domestic trucks and suv's. Generally popular for their relatively affordable price, large tip diameter, and loudass sound, they are one of the best selling exhaust systems to date. Although restrictive in design, most people think that the vehicles whom are equipped with such product is faster because they are fucking dumbshits when really it just chambers the exhuast flow to attain a certain frequency of sound that is relatively annoying and increases interior resonance. If you would like to be original with the sound of your car, don't buy a flowmaster. Flowmaster comes in several models, all of which suck my ass.
Dumbass: "hey did you hear that truck with the flows on it, it was fucking sick."
Me: "Fuck Flowmaster, they can kiss my ass."
Me: "Fuck Flowmaster, they can kiss my ass."
by Cali4niaBreez October 3, 2005
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by marked4deth January 13, 2009
Get the Flognart mug.Someone (male) who masturbates themselves to the point of physical injury.
Someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.
Someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve sexual gratification or ejaculation without thinking of only themself.
Someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.
Someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve sexual gratification or ejaculation without thinking of only themself.
He's just a floghard. Only he, himself can possibly get himself off.
He only gets off on himself.
Only he can gratify himself.
He's beyond a wanker.
He only gets off on himself.
Only he can gratify himself.
He's beyond a wanker.
by Zlarty1 December 13, 2010
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by Golfing flogalot September 13, 2016
Get the flogalot mug.It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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