Flight Instructor 

A career or part time job that involves watching the Hobbs meter tick while spending unusual, long, and demanding hours in the cheapest, stripped down, mechanically unsound aluminum can all for the goal of displaying the magic of rote learning to a student. Sometimes the aluminum can is also known as being airworthy, but that is a made up word the mechanics will use to comply with the legal mumbo jumbo and is hardly ever true. The majority of the instruction is given in the busiest airspace with little to no safe guarding; such as reliable radios, transponders, or even the most basic necessity-transparencies you can actually see out of. The students, the prime income of a flight instructor, are stubborn, top-gun wanna be pilots that no matter how ever you try to persuade differently about the aircraft only having one 100HP engine, will still rotate the nose to fifty degrees on takeoff, that is if they even bother to show up for the lesson from being to (insert bullshit excuse here).

I think I will work three other jobs to pay for my one flight instructor career.

Flight Instructor by Laszload November 24, 2009

Fliggdick 

having such a large dick that you feel tired and lethargic all day due to the amount of blood rushing to your member; hung like a horse; I.E FLIGGA

Bert: "Whats goin on Fliggdick?"
Fligg: "Just tired brotha, just tired"

Fliggdick by therealone31 March 31, 2017

fairg 

A combination of a "fairy" and a "fag." The term is not as ubiquitous, and therefore not considered to be as offensive, as either root term, but is mostly usable as a substitute for either in its own connotations.

Beastor-X: What's with you wearing that wig all the time, are you some kind of fairg?

Switchblade: Uhh, shut up dude, you're the fairg!

fairg by Pete Calleri September 24, 2007

Height Flight 

1. When a short man leaves a location because a taller man arrives.

2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate for the intimidation he feels around taller men.

3. The hyperspastic rage a short guy suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting in the short guy bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying in his car, with snot dribbling into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion on his way home to Burbank.

A large population of short dudes with height flight move to Los Angeles every year because they are intimidated in their Midwestern and East Coast hometowns by the majority population of taller men.

"Gary I'm not leaving the bar just because you bought all those girls drinks and they stopped talking to you as soon as that tall dude started hitting on them. You need to get over your height flight."

Height Flight by EDDIEFM September 2, 2013

Flight Dispatcher 

The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.

Don't sass me boy! I'm the flight dispatcher! Fix your skirt and get back in the plane!

Flight Dispatcher by EastCoastSteff December 16, 2008

Flight Squad 

A group of multiple Wingmen working together in order to help one of their friends score with an attractive mate

Person 1: so how was the party last night?
Person 2: It was amazing, the bros and I were the ultimate Flight Squad for our friend Sam, we persuaded some girl to have sex with him in the bedroom

Flight Squad by MoistCaptain October 9, 2016

Top Flight 

Top Flight- Being Of High Quality, Top Notch, Very Good, Fly, Dope, "Sick", Fresh, Exclusive Society, Known By Many But Only Few Are Acquainted With it

My Whole Click/Squad/Team Is Top Flight

Top Flight by Slick Diggy February 7, 2009