Freeman

An abnormally tall and intelligent guy. Typically plays videogames, and goes methodically through problems. Annoying to some people, endearing to others.

Max was a total freeman in today's class. He was playing vidoegames right next to the teacher!

by Anorak82 October 4, 2018

Gordon Freeman

When you beat someone or something with a crowbar

Man, I'd Gordon Freeman that shit

by AlphaTJH March 6, 2008

The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)

I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory

by JoeBee January 18, 2008

Stuart Freeman

A new alcoholic drink served predominately in the African American community.

Made with vodka and Orange Soda.

"What'll it be?"

"Shit, you know what I want, hook me up with a Stuart Freeman homie."

by Boogie Williams January 30, 2009

Gordon Freeman Syndrome

The effect when any character, typically in video games, does not make any sounds, speak, grunt, etc. This is named after Gordon Freeman of the Half-Life series, who did not speak, grunt, or make any other sounds.

1. Why does Chrono have Gordon Freeman Syndrome?

2. Bro, Link doesn't have Gordon Freeman Syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.

by Duton November 6, 2011

Freemantastic

exhibiting qualites that are comparable to those of either Morgan Freeman or Gordon Freeman

Billy's smashing of the box with the crowbar was freemantastic.

by Lexaus July 7, 2010

Organ Freeman

A term for a bowel movement

Garrett: "Wow that burrito really fucked up my stomach"

Guy: "You're gonna shit yourself for sure?"

Garrett: "Yeah, i think i have a huge Organ Freeman about to go Through The Wormhole"

by Majestic mothafucka August 2, 2014