Showing off your valuables in a non-humble way
Man 1: *drops wallet* shiiiit looks like my 2 bands fell out of my wallet
Man 2: dont be flexing on me like that nigga
Man 2: dont be flexing on me like that nigga
by xD-anomaly-Dx July 30, 2017
Get the Flex mug.A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.
Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"
Example 2
"I'm vegan."
Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"
Example 2
"I'm vegan."
Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."
by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018
Get the Chronic Flex mug.The guy loves to flench! , we were flenching last night, We had loads of drinks and flenched all day.
by Mr flench June 13, 2018
Get the Flench mug.Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) will get the Oscar nod at the 2020 Academy Awards for his portrayal of the Joker.
by Put on a happy face 🎭 April 13, 2019
Get the arthur fleck mug.Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!
by Wayne! December 13, 2008
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Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
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Pokémon GO Addict: It was amazing! I went 21-4 today and even got a 2 shield flex!
Pokémon GO Addict: It was amazing! I went 21-4 today and even got a 2 shield flex!
by MathWizard534 May 4, 2022
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