flatuate

When you release a toot toot into the potty or wherever you are located. Preferably into the potty...

Jacob Fartpants sure has to flatuate a lot!

by Cincodemayobetch December 28, 2007

Flactupate

To fart in a non-uniform manner as in fluctuate in flatulance.

The guard at the gallery kept distracting me from watching art by flactupating.

OR

Don't flactupate, just get it over with in one go.

by dexgen January 15, 2011

Fatuated

When an obese person falls in love with someone who has a healthy BMI. Usually their love is unrequited.

"Dude that fat chick totally wants to suck on your corn dog - she is totally fatuated with you bro"

by indianreservation September 3, 2016

flatucate

To simultaneously fart and shit at the same time. Typically occurs during periods of monsoon-like diarreah.

Tina flatucated and is now minus one pair of clean panties.

by Tim December 19, 2004

flabulator

a device used to aid in flabulating.

Tom, can you get the flabulator from the closet?

by dnice March 29, 2005

Flatulante

A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.

Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!

by Justin Appropriate October 20, 2014

flatulette

Small measure of lady fart... Seen to be cheeky and in no way comparative to the male counterpart

Woops, please excuse me... that may ave been a flatulette, nothing more though... hee hee...

by kegmar August 8, 2009