The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15
by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021
Get the The Flatulence Scalemug. Farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your poop particles
yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah
by Evangee May 23, 2010
Get the escalated flatulencemug. by satbandit February 5, 2010
Get the carnal flatulencemug. Another expression for "brain fart", perhaps utilized sarcastically, or in an attempt to demonstrate academic prowess, or maybe with legitimacy when geeky types express themselves.
Michael Bolton: You know those two efficiency experts the company hired to lay off the employees? During my interview with them, I couldn't remember either one of their names, and they're both named "Bob"! With that kind of cerebral flatulence, they're going to fire me for sure!
Samir: Perhaps of greater concern than a "brain fart" is that you never do any work. All you ever do in your cubicle is play computer games when you think no one is looking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my TPS Report.
Samir: Perhaps of greater concern than a "brain fart" is that you never do any work. All you ever do in your cubicle is play computer games when you think no one is looking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my TPS Report.
by Marko Pavlo January 13, 2010
Get the cerebral flatulencemug. A fart that emerges during an orgasm, often heightening the experience for one of the partners. The only form of sexual climax that addresses all 5 senses. Usually the result of beer, Mexican food and total disrespect for women. Also known as the LawnMower in southern states.
Tommy, I had a flatul-gasm last night with Joey's filthy older sister. You could see, hear, touch, taste and smell it.
by Kevin m. Breunig February 4, 2009
Get the flatul-gasmmug. I was having the best dream, satisfying three beautiful ladies at the same time(feeding them Ben & Jerry's in bed, what else?), and suddenly smelled a bad fart and instantly realized I had farted in real life in my sleep and was smelling it in my dream. ....since this explained the ladies not minding at all, or noticing, I simply made note of the lucid flatulence, put down the ice cream, and had my way with the three of them.
E. Benson Feb 4th 2021
E. Benson Feb 4th 2021
by FastBenson February 4, 2021
Get the Lucid Flatulencemug. Cranial Flatulence is a more refined term for and synonymous with Brain Fart which is when a person is simply cannot recollect or remember something or even what he was in the middle of doing. It happens to females also.
Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 12, 2023
Get the CRANIAL FLATULENCEmug.