6 definitions by Kevin m. Breunig
A fart that emerges during an orgasm, often heightening the experience for one of the partners. The only form of sexual climax that addresses all 5 senses. Usually the result of beer, Mexican food and total disrespect for women. Also known as the LawnMower in southern states.
Tommy, I had a flatul-gasm last night with Joey's filthy older sister. You could see, hear, touch, taste and smell it.
by Kevin m. Breunig February 4, 2009
A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.
Bimbo: That fucking asshole!
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
by Kevin m. Breunig February 4, 2009
A chick who you can't stop fucking, but would never be seen in public with. A woman who owns your soul until you bust a nut on her, then you want nothing more than to leave asap.
"Dude, I got a nut crush on that Bolivian assistant manager from the Taco Time. I feel sick, it's like going bareback with Star Jones"...
by Kevin m. Breunig August 17, 2007
"Oh dude, I was so fucked up last night that I rubbed my shweebler raw trying to get hard enough to fuck that Columbian chick from accounting".
by Kevin m. Breunig August 17, 2007
Vagina, Cooter, pussy ETC. The hole between a womans legs where you put your cock/ fingers/ GI joe figurines. Babies also come out of it.
by Kevin m. Breunig August 17, 2007
When a chick is on her knees taking it Doggy Style, and you pull out your shleeb and shove it into her unsuspecting ass. Sneak attach anal sex.
"Dude, I was fucking that mexican farm pig for like two hours". "Her slot pocket got so loose I had to go top shelf to feel anything".
by Kevin m. Breunig August 17, 2007