flatulatas

any meat / tortilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.

"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.

by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003

Flatulatory

1) Adjective; something that is of a Flatulent Nature. Odor emitting.
2) Nimrodical use/tense of the word "Flatulence".

Christy embrangled her co-workers with her Flatutory prowess.

by Lucky Skunk January 6, 2005

Flatulatte

The act of farting while in a coffee house.

I was ordering a grande mocha when quite by accident a flatulatte slipped out!

by Noladrian November 20, 2006

The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

drum roll flatulence

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

mewing kittens flatulence

When someone's pent-up farts sound like a squealing litter of mewing kittens.

I looked over to this dude in the movie theatre looking for some kittens but then I realized he had a bad case of mewing kittens flatulence!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019