Flatliners

A group of male beings that have a love for wanking and drinking till they are completely fucked out of their minds. They aren’t the smartest of all people, they are known to make out with lizzards on the wall and get drunk until they start beating up someone. They have a soft spot for a little thing called “cactus jack”.

Man 1: hey, let’s get drunk
Man 2: no, let’s get flatliners drunk
Man 1: oh fuck

by LeG_KDOG September 1, 2020

Flatlining

Seeking out death or just embarrassment... Either recklessly or purposefully.

"Oh No! This dude is flatlining. Ignore him."

Becky-, "This guy is hitting on me pretty hard. Should I give him my number?
Kelly-, "He might just be flatlining. Ask him what you told him your name was."

by Someguy1984 July 5, 2018

To Flatline

To kill someone

That guy was so rude I’d like to flatline him.

by Plondruchen December 18, 2023