flankingnob

A flankingnob is a person who, while you are engaged in an activity, will annoyingly come up behind you and start talking/ engaging with you, regardless of the fact you are obviously focused on another activity. The term flankingnob becomes apparent and relevant by the way in which the person stands behind you while you're sitting down, and places their crotch against your shoulder, as if they could rest their penis upon your shoulder.

Example:
"Did you see Pete today man?

"No, what he do?

"he was being a right flankingnob: stood right up behind my shoulder trying to talk to me about what he did last night with his mum and sister."

by InterSplice June 5, 2015

flakking out

Dirty meridian Hoover den drug

“Look at that dirty meridian flakking out” flakka

by Hooverlover April 23, 2018

flesking

when you gotta fake being high to impress your friends

"brooo there so high,are you too? "Nah bro im just flesking it rn"

by Logicsdad April 5, 2019

Flarking

A replacement word for F*cking

Can express anger and frustration

Are you flarking kidding me?????

by Jds1235 October 28, 2021

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights

A video that has a warning of flashing lights

Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*

by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022

flanking

Kinda like tittyfucking, but with ass cheeks.

Hannah's ass cheeks are calloused from the dozens of men she's been flanking with.

by chepatitis February 17, 2009

Logs/Faskings

logs - fecal matter faskings - whatever you want it to be or substitute for the word 'fuck'

I just found a log from 1987. Where in the fask did you find that? Fask you! Why ask a fasking question? I'll tell you why - logs/faskings!

by mace - 51500 (the stale one) February 7, 2009