Flatheads

The term Walmart employees use to describe the difference between a wing and a drummie when ordering chicken wings.

Customer: " Can I get an order of chicken wings?"
Walmart Employee: "Do you mean the flatheads or the drummies?"

by daskjghrg September 19, 2016

farthole

Yet another slang term for the anus.

"Someone needs to hammer a cork into your farthole."

by D-san July 12, 2003

Flart

verb: the act of flirting of with a female while simultaneously trying to hold in gas/ a turd

I saw this cute girl at the bar and I was flarting with her so hard. But then half way through it just turned into me shitting my pants.

by professer awful April 3, 2013

FlaretheHedgie

1.) Former username of a troll, known mostly from DeviantART, and SheezyART. She corrently has a new account and has stopped trollin', but back in her golden years of trollin' she was the best along with her "Bitch Army" a couple of her best cyber-friends who helped her troll and bash underaged users, art thieves, re-colorers, and fan-brats -especially of the Sonic the Hedgehog fanbase- She is an amazing and well-known Sonic fan artist. She also enjoys rap and R&B music. She supports her friends and is someone you can rely on. In early 2010 or late 2009 she began drawing Disney fan art. She is also known for the many time's she's temporally left deviantART due to the drama of the Sonic fanbase. She is the creator of the character Flare the Hedgehog, as well as a few others. Don't get on her bad side, because you'll regret it. But she can be a great friend, who always backs up her friends. She is an artists that many other look up to.

2.) Adjective to describe a REALLY good troll in the Sonic the Hedgehog fandom, especially on deviantART

1.)

-FlaretheHedgie has a new username, she probably left because she was tired of all the drama on devART.
-FlaretheHedgie banned my friend, SonamyFan19283-4ever, probably because my friend was being a dumbass.

2.)
Wow! No one can beat you, troll! you're like Flare.

by KiD101 March 18, 2010

Flarting

The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.

"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".

by flarting April 30, 2014

Flarch

Audible farting while having sex.

Silent farting is a slarch.

While riding my boyfriend reverse cowgirl, I flarched.

by mcglade August 15, 2010

Flathat

(Noun) An individual that wears the bill of their hat completely flattened out so that other douchebags will know that he is also just pretending that he knows martial arts.

This style of headgear is frequently worn with clothing and accessories that prominently feature the Tapout logo and tattoos that say 'I'm a douche" in Chinese lettering next to tribal armbands.

Note: Less than 31% of flathats actually know any kind of martial arts and even fewer actually own a motorcycle.

Did you see those two flathats get their asses kicked by that Yoga Instructor chick that they were hitting on? I guess they bought the MMA gear but couldn't afford the lessons.

by Erich.me August 29, 2012