Flarped

When you can't think because you need to shit

Dammit I'm flarped right now

by gingergina October 5, 2023

Flarp

That one puddy product that makes a fart sound.
Some word you made up when u were 7-9 , and u thought it was the funniest thing on earth.

"Hey did you get that funny new product named Flarp?"
"Oh yeah man its so funny!"
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"Hey bro wanna hear a word i made up?"

"Whats the word?"
"Flarp!"
"HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHUDIefheuwudewoifkgoirekoifwejieghierpfgejerjgoie."
"Hey bro? .....Bro?"
"OH NO HE'S DEAD!"

by What456t September 22, 2022

Flarp

When you fail while flirting with someone.

“Man, Kyle today totally bombed talking to Susy. He Flarped that shit.”

by minecraftlord678 August 14, 2019

FLARP

FLARP/FNLARP/FORTLARP is an online community on Twitter/X. Users in this community pretend to be characters from Fortnite. Accounts usually don't pretend to act like the character and sometimes shit post.

"Flarp has fallen."
"No it has not."

by FrotniteReaper January 16, 2024

Flarp Toppings

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025

Flarp

A very weird, loud noise that is in the fart family but at the same time totally different. Flarps are funny and can be used to describe a ballofna

person 1: *FLARP*
person 2: nice
person 1: well DUH its a flarp

by vlotbotsquad November 25, 2018

flarp-tart

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.

'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019