Flap Noodle

A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.

I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.

Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.

I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.

The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.

My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.

by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020

Flap Meat

Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat

I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle

by Roobeer October 10, 2020

Flaope

1. The Act of putting shoes on before socks.

2. Being Stupid

"Dude, Why don't you have socks on, you just flaoped."

"Oh my gosh man, Stop flaoping around!!!!"

by TatNMark August 22, 2011

Spock flap

The Spock flap is the hinged cover that folds over a cellular phone or hand held radio to protect the face from damage and accidental use.
The Spock flap is named after Mr. Spock in the original Star Trek series because of the radios used in that show .

Why don’t buy a crack berry?
I need to have a Spock flap on my cell phone or I will be constantly butt dialing everybody.

by Fred 1989 July 6, 2010

Flap fishing

when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.

as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.

by docdebauch January 21, 2008

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

flarpy blunderguff

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

by C.M.fan January 23, 2014