flantastic

When something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of Flan. Which is solid but flexible, making it something to depend on.

Dude: Dude, this essay is totally...totally...I can't think of a word!!!!!!!

Me: Flantastic.

Dude: Flantastic???

Me: Yes.

Dude: What!?!?! That doesn't make sense!

Me: It does if you have a 12th level intellect. Do you?

Dude: ...no, I don't know what that is.

Me: Then you don't have it, so shut up.

by Staff Sergeant Hicks November 11, 2007

Sticky flanchmo

another name for weed or marijuana

Eh cuz you got some sticky flanchmo

by Jawara Hughes January 23, 2006

Flantagious

a sickness that has recently become an epidemic. All the wannabe skaters wear flannle shirts so they look cool because they cant really skate at all but they try.

i think that guys flantagious man he has a sick flannle but his skate skills suck. what a wannabe.

by woodisthenewmetal January 19, 2011

Flarth

Some nasty ass thing a big boi named lance invented

I got bullied for bringing flarth to school

by PRZMTC March 21, 2019

Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019

Flathrag

Probably means something like "slut" or "prostitute" on the planet Remulak. From the movie Coneheads (1993). Beldar Conehead called the offspring this to their mate when they found out the offspring had an Earth temporary tattoo and makeup on their cone.

Beldar Conehead: "What have you done to your cone!!!"
Connie Conehead: "Nothing."
Beldar: "No? Turn around... Naah!"
Connie: "Naah! It's not a real tattoo."
Beldar: "Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!"
Connie: "It's just a decal. Everyone's wearing them."
Beldar: "If everyone jumped in the bitumious cauldron, would you jump in too?"
Connie: "I'm not a little cone anymore, Dad!"
Beldar: "Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones...Now go to the hygenic chamber and remove it. Also you're wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement."
Connie: "Mom! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?"
Beldar: "Do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will make the necesssary corrections. And remove the decal!"
Connie: "Fine..."
Prymatt Conehead: "Beldar..."
Beldar: "She looked like a common flathrag on payday..."
Prymaat Conehead: O.O *goes wide-eyed at Beldar's comment*

by Blitz666 January 13, 2022

Flathrag

Probably means something like "slut" or "prostitute" on the planet Remulak. From the movie Coneheads (1993). Beldar Conehead called the offspring this to their mate when they found out the offspring had an Earth temporary tattoo and makeup on their cone.

Beldar Conehead: "What have you done to your cone!!!"
Connie Conehead: "Nothing."
Beldar: "No? Turn around... Naah!"
Connie: "Naah! It's not a real tattoo."
Beldar: "Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!"
Connie: "It's just a decal. Everyone's wearing them."
Beldar: "If everyone jumped in the bitumious cauldron, would you jump in too?"
Connie: "I'm not a little cone anymore, Dad!"
Beldar: "Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones...Now go to the hygenic chamber and remove it. Also you're wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement."
Connie: "Mom! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?"
Beldar: "Do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will make the necesssary corrections. And remove the decal!"
Connie: "Fine..."
Prymatt Conehead: "Beldar..."
Beldar: "She looked like a common flathrag on payday..."
Prymaat Conehead: O.O *goes wide-eyed at Beldar's comment*

by Blitz666 January 13, 2022