flabalanche

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut

A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!

by ob1 March 30, 2004

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sticky flapjack

when you cum in between your partners ass cheeks while they are asleep so when they wake up, their ass cheeks are stuck together.

I tried to shit today but I couldn't because Ronnie gave me a sticky flapjack.

This chick fell asleep at a party so I decided to give her a sticky flapjack.

by Hominahomina March 29, 2009

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Flapjacking

A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.

Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.

by crankbait July 27, 2012

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