Bitch fits

A sudden, random and usually uncontrollable seizure-like event in which you remember someones (usually your enemies) wrongdoings.

'Are you ok? You look like you're epileptic...'
'I just remembered what SHE did to me!'
'Again with the bitch fits?'

by Dahwae March 12, 2018

bad fits

When someone's outfit is bad

Damn bro, what you wearin, that's bad fits

by Str8outtaBronxB December 15, 2017

The Key Fits The Lock

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles

The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.

A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock

by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018

If the shoe fits, wear it

When someone is being indirectly criticized or called out, "to whom it may concern".

Announcement: It has come to our attention that certain individuals have been browsing pornographic content using the business wi-fi, we needn't remind you that such behavior is prohibited.

John: Damn, I forgot to close out that Incognito web page before using the public wi-fi. "If the shoe fits, wear it", huh? I'm just glad they didn't call me out specifically lol.

by Zero Regrets October 5, 2018

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

by anonymous May 2, 2023

It fits like a glove on a chickens lip

It's a good fit

That glove really fits your hand. "It fits like a glove on a chickens lip"

by Jack 76 October 28, 2022

one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

by bill of swift April 27, 2016