loose firehose

When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!

I just got done wiping his backside and BOOM! He starts spraying like a loose firehose!

by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008

fireshovel

the rival gang of icepick who got busted

fireshovel made the asst. principal cry

by ghjnmfhjtfrfdth February 21, 2005

Unattended Firehose

A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.

Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.

by Helicopter in the shower November 3, 2009

firehole

A hole punched in the firewall of your enterprise network.

Geek #1: "Now that we have a firehole, we can access Urban Dictionary! W00t!"

Geek #2: "...or porn."

by v0rtex May 10, 2011

firehole

when you eat something extremely hot and you wake up the next day and take a shit that burns your butt hole.

dude last night i ate some mexican food and woke up today only to firehole all over the inside of my toilet .

by potato_army!!!! January 22, 2016

firehose

The man annals the woman and after a period of time spits on her back. The woman, thinking that he has ejaculated his manly fluids turns to face the man. The man then ejaculates his manly fluids for REAL and sprays all over her pretty face. She is now either turned on or extremely pissed off.

I firehosed Nico's mum last night it was hilarious.

by Sir Wank Alot September 15, 2009

Wet Firehose

When your boyfriend/girlfriend has diarrhea, but runs out of toilet paper. You pee into their butthole cleaning out the excess poop for them.

I took a really wet poop, but didn't have any toilet paper. Thankfully my girlfriend was over and gave me a wet firehose

by DirtyDonkey January 9, 2008