Jimmy Fiddle

Jimmy Fiddle

An alternate, and slightly more pleasant, way of referring to masturbation

Rippee: Come on, it's time
Deano: 10mins
Rippee: Going for a Jimmy Fiddle?
Deano: Aye

I could do with a Jimmy Fiddle like...

by rzhhhh May 6, 2011

fidlering

boasting about things you never did. Exaggerating about accomplishments. grossly distorting the truth to make yourself look good

I survived 3 helicopter crashes without a scratch and that is not fidlering

by riggeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr September 11, 2010

Fiddleyfuck

Like fiddlesticks, but badass.

Oh, fiddleyfuck -- my curtain is on fire!

by Monkeybuttlove October 20, 2010

fiddle my skittle

Act of female masturbation, consisting only of rubbing the clitoris to the point of orgasm

Juul: guys I’m really in the mood to fiddle my skittle

Chlow: no u can’t its no nut November

Lexî: I don’t need to fiddle my skittle, my boyfriend already does it for me
Ash: I have to wait 5 months before I can fiddle my skittle since I just gave birth
Susanal: me juj and syd fiddled our skittles together last night

by Juul ferris November 14, 2018

Oh fiddle

Basically the same as fiddlesticks, but if you are lazy you can just use oh fiddle. The 'Oh' is used for effect.

My new TV is broken. Oh fiddle!

by jimbradtommattetc March 3, 2008

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

Geek Fiddle

A mean way of saying guitar in order to piss someone off.

Jerk:"Oh hey, I see you are playing your geek fiddle"
Guitarist:"It's not a geek fiddle!!!!

by Groidica February 14, 2013