Finns have the phattest juiciest cocks and the biggest ballsacks EVER... finns sometimes stink like poo but their voluptuous lips make up for it. They’re usually really bad at soccer and cricket and being straight. THEY HAVE SOft hair and give the best hugs also the type to marry their first girlfriend and have 12 kids. Finns are the type to sleep in socks 🤢🤢 THEY SIMP OVER THEIR GIRLFRIENDS FINNS ARE THE BEST :))
by badbwithafatass June 04, 2020
by Finnslover August 02, 2019
Let me tell you from the get go. If you are a woman and haven’t already felt the warmth of a Finn inside you. You’re missing out. Everything about him is exquisite. His massive meat stick. His squirt worthy shredding capabilities. And of course his massive dick.
Scrub: hey do you know who is a really good pornstar with a massive dick. Jmac
Me an intellectual: don’t get me wrong Jmac is a baller but his shlong ain’t as long as Finns Dong
Me an intellectual: don’t get me wrong Jmac is a baller but his shlong ain’t as long as Finns Dong
by Saffebigman January 17, 2019
A really annoying person who is never quiet. Probably a slob. Is married to somebody named Jack. Probably some immature dork
by $$Cody$$ March 27, 2022
HES SO GOD DAMN OBESE, HE WONT STOP EATING, GOD HELP US ALL, HE JUST WONT STOP, FINN PLEASE STOP, HE JUST KEEPS ON SHOVING FOOD IN, SAVE OUR SOULS.
by 60sindie August 09, 2020
friend 1 : Fin is soo sympathetic
Finn : stop calling me a simp
friend 2 : you are though
Waleed : saves the day
Finn : stop calling me a simp
friend 2 : you are though
Waleed : saves the day
by gakdfbasdbus February 27, 2020
The ultimate thot slayer that will protect his and everyone else's virginity, who is one of the main characters in Adventure Time.
by animehater123 November 07, 2017