Anal Finglering

A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.

The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!

by The Goddess Bunny October 8, 2008

mingleton

One who is constantly searching aimlessly for a girls. He/she tries however they aren't able to ever close the deal.

Andreas tried all night to hook up with that chinese girl, but in the end he turned out to just be a mingleton.

by Absur September 29, 2007

singleton

A little human-like creature, that, with every generation gets a little smaller. In near future will be used as a pet. That often prays on females 2 years or more its youth.

Hey look! My singleton just shit on the floor and now he is having intercourse with my 10 year old daughter.

by eastcoastballer7 April 13, 2008

Singleton

The Singleton - What one is left with when a man shaves his entire pubic area. All of the hair above the shave as well as the undercarriage (huevos) is removed.

Man, man girl loves it when I give myself The Singleton before we make love.

by Johnny Jackass November 18, 2006

Singleton

1) Token black guy
2) Large assed individual
3) Complete and total darkness
4) One who shots and robs other people
5) Gun totting black guy

That girl got a singleton sized ass.

Its darker then singleton tonight.

I'm going singleton on my boss today.

by Uss Antiteam March 30, 2009

Bingleton

Bingleton is a derogatory slur towards anyone on the lgbtq+ spectrum, if someone says this word a lot they’re either extremely homosexual or homophobic.

“You’re such a bingleton”
“Stupid bingleton”

by HAHAHHAHSHXHSOIAJSJSJWKKAj August 29, 2022

Singleton

Noun- A person who has an unwarranted interest in the affairs of his friends. See also Nosey Parker

'Oh Luke, you are Such a Singleton"

by BaRJ June 7, 2009