by Das chillon May 17, 2022
Ciara Ferguson is a intelligent, beautiful, freaky, crazy girl who will stay with you until the end. She is fierce and will go out of her way to make you scared of her and she should be feared as if you mess with her she will ruin your life. However there is another side to her and that is the side she doesn't show she is sad and all she wants is to be loved and appreciated by someone and she wants to fall asleep in their arms and spend the rest of her life with them. Remind her how amazing she is from time to time because she might forget it herself but never forget that if she spends her time talking and being with you and you try and come out of her life she will hunt you down and murder you.
by anonymous.cy October 27, 2020
Noun. A term of disparagement meaning someone who treats other people poorly or otherwise acts reprehensibly.
The term originally comes from Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy. Norm MacDonald played Burt Reynolds, who changed his name to "Turd Ferguson" on the podium because "it's a funny name."
The term originally comes from Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy. Norm MacDonald played Burt Reynolds, who changed his name to "Turd Ferguson" on the podium because "it's a funny name."
by Anonymous Person Part Deux April 5, 2009
When one person raises their ass and body straight up (vertical) and spreads their ass cheeks while the other scissors them, in a standing position, and pushes a turd out of their ass and into the others. 😂😂😂🤢
You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.
by JEBSR73 January 17, 2022
a person who genuinely loves boobs , mainly calls them " tiddies " . always asking , but knowing a careful , kind manner .
person 1 : " did matthew ask you for tiddies too ?
person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "
person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "
by windsheild wipers March 3, 2021
Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.
by The M.T. May 21, 2008
Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight
by turd the furg April 6, 2010