Chicken Fetus

The pain resulting from spraying a cheesy, bloody substance from your penis while urinating. This usually results in the subject spraying said matter into the urinal while trying to have a conversation with a co-worker. Spraying subject usually spends the next few hours rocking back-and-forth in pain. The subject then becomes eligible for a complete anal exam and a trip to the "Special Room" where a camera (replete with cord) is inserted into the urethra.

Trevor had severe Chicken Fetus the other day and is now going to see the doctor.

by Humper Dumper April 11, 2011

Fetus Fatale

A Canadian band which consisted of 3 girls and Crystal Castles lead vocalist, Alice Glass. Before Glass was famous, this was the band she was in at age 15.

Hey you know that band, Fetus Fatale?" "No, who's that?" "It's the band Alice Glass was in before she was in Crystal Castles !

by CCISMYHEROIN November 5, 2010

Yeetus the Fetus

The action of throwing a young child or fetus.

To get an abortion

Timmy: My girlfriend just told me she’s pregnant

Kelvin: Tell her to yeetus the fetus

by Okurrking November 20, 2018

fetusing

The act of assuming a fetus like position in which the body is curled with knees into chest; this is commonly due to a high intake of THC; a symptom of the itis

Man, Marcus got too high again, looks like he's fetusing.

by project420 May 13, 2009

fetus fertilizer

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.

Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012

fetusash

the best 5sos fan page in the world and is very cool. Also they are a freak

“Have you seen @fetusash’s new video?”
“Yes, they are so funny xD”

by hahahahmichaelcliffordishot May 30, 2021

yeetus that fetus and make that default deletus

when you abort a baby so hard that it kills the nearest default making him self implode and cry tears of blood therefore allowing you to summon the demons of celzar and wipe out the human race.

wife: im pregnant
husband: you know what we have to do
wife: what?
husband we have to YEETUS THAT FETUS AND MAKE THAT DEFAULT DELETUS
some 11 year old at home playing fortnite: i don't feel so good
*11 year old self implodes leaving blood and meat all over the walls and his eyes rolling on the floor*
*mum walks in*
mum: HOLY FUCK MY SON MY BOy, OH GOD PLEASE NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by deletus October 29, 2018