by jjojosdead March 21, 2024
Get the Femcel mug.There are two types of femcels. One is nice, the other is toxic. Here's how to tell the difference:
Nice femcel: Is polite, doesn't get out much, might struggle financially/professionally (living with her parents after her 21st birthday, hard time finding a job where she fits her role), has a hard time making friends (generally doesn't like to bother people and might be shy/timid), is quiet, might have some form of autism, generally have depression, and blames herself for her problems. Generally average or slightly above average in appearence/intelligence This type is rare.
Toxic femcel: This is the most common type of femcel. They usually have short hair greasy hairt that's dyed bright colors, hate men simply for existing, blame the "patriarchy" for their personal problems instead of taking responsibility, they are VERY rude/entitled (so they act like Karens), have low IQs, smell bad (due to bad hygiene and their cats pissing/shitting everywhere), usually have 20 cats, never wear bras because they think bras somehow support the "patriarchy", and never get rid of that disgusting armpit hair or leg hair. They are generally below average to freakishly ugly when it comes to looks, and are incredibly dumb. Their personalities are atrocious.
Nice femcel: Is polite, doesn't get out much, might struggle financially/professionally (living with her parents after her 21st birthday, hard time finding a job where she fits her role), has a hard time making friends (generally doesn't like to bother people and might be shy/timid), is quiet, might have some form of autism, generally have depression, and blames herself for her problems. Generally average or slightly above average in appearence/intelligence This type is rare.
Toxic femcel: This is the most common type of femcel. They usually have short hair greasy hairt that's dyed bright colors, hate men simply for existing, blame the "patriarchy" for their personal problems instead of taking responsibility, they are VERY rude/entitled (so they act like Karens), have low IQs, smell bad (due to bad hygiene and their cats pissing/shitting everywhere), usually have 20 cats, never wear bras because they think bras somehow support the "patriarchy", and never get rid of that disgusting armpit hair or leg hair. They are generally below average to freakishly ugly when it comes to looks, and are incredibly dumb. Their personalities are atrocious.
Me: God, I must be a femcel, I still live with my parents at 22, can't find a job that sticks, and don't really have friends. It's all my fault.
Karen: You still live with your dad? I wish all men would fucking die!
Me: Go away Karen. The fact that you want all men to die is disgusting, plus you reek of cat piss, cat shit, sweat, used maxi pads, and a yeast infection, which is equally disgusting. Seriously, when was the last time you took a shower and did laundry?
Karen: Bathing and laundry were made up by the patriarchy! I haven't bathed or done laundry since I was 18!
Me: You mean to tell me that you haven't bathed or done laundry in almost a decade? How the actual fuck are you still alive and not dying of multiple infections?!?
Karen: Infections were made up by men so they had an excuse to objectify women!
Me: What the fuck kind of logic is that?
Karen: Stop asking me questions or I'm going to kick your ass!
Me: Really? I grew up as the only daughter and my parents had 4 sons. The fact that you think you can take me in a fight is hilarious!
Karen: Fuck you! (Tries to punch me)
Me: (Dodges, then knocks her out with one punch) Go fuck yourself.
Karen: You still live with your dad? I wish all men would fucking die!
Me: Go away Karen. The fact that you want all men to die is disgusting, plus you reek of cat piss, cat shit, sweat, used maxi pads, and a yeast infection, which is equally disgusting. Seriously, when was the last time you took a shower and did laundry?
Karen: Bathing and laundry were made up by the patriarchy! I haven't bathed or done laundry since I was 18!
Me: You mean to tell me that you haven't bathed or done laundry in almost a decade? How the actual fuck are you still alive and not dying of multiple infections?!?
Karen: Infections were made up by men so they had an excuse to objectify women!
Me: What the fuck kind of logic is that?
Karen: Stop asking me questions or I'm going to kick your ass!
Me: Really? I grew up as the only daughter and my parents had 4 sons. The fact that you think you can take me in a fight is hilarious!
Karen: Fuck you! (Tries to punch me)
Me: (Dodges, then knocks her out with one punch) Go fuck yourself.
by Failurebitch March 7, 2025
Get the Femcel mug.Femcel lives matter is a group with females and 764 girls and satanists that hate males and blame males for they problems
by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
Get the Femcel lives matter mug.A femcel is a woman who cannot get a relationship due to her attitude.
Less attractive femcels not only struggle to find a relationship but also casual sex, which is something I, as a man, blame men for; if a woman is acting like some testosterone-fueled dude, a man should not lower himself to have sex with her at all, regardless of her looks.
Less attractive femcels not only struggle to find a relationship but also casual sex, which is something I, as a man, blame men for; if a woman is acting like some testosterone-fueled dude, a man should not lower himself to have sex with her at all, regardless of her looks.
A femcel's comment online: "Submissive? Cook and clean? Men just want a babysitter at this point, they're the worst."
Someone replies: "Must be nice being single by choice, huh? Everyone else's choice, that is. Lmao."
Someone replies: "Must be nice being single by choice, huh? Everyone else's choice, that is. Lmao."
by The only king is God February 19, 2025
Get the Femcel mug.A woman who doesn’t believe in feminism and loves tradwife content… is involuntarily celibate.
the word wouldn’t otherwise exist because women can’t otherwise be involuntarily celibate since the statistics are 1/4.
the word wouldn’t otherwise exist because women can’t otherwise be involuntarily celibate since the statistics are 1/4.
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