1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.
It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.
by crackotfige January 8, 2005
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The act into which someone sucks cum from someone's ass. Can be performed by using a straw, and sticking it in the other person's anus. You can tell if the straw is used if it has a brown ring around it.
"Dude! Someone told me, UR MOM!, so I felched their mom!"
by Hana Slaughter May 29, 2008
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fucking someone up the ass (chick or dude) until you cum and then sucking their asshole clean
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that guy just felched another guy
by kinky February 8, 2004
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Sucking out or licking one's seminal fluid from their partner's rectum, perhaps along with some other tasty juices and fecal treats.
by MADMarmot May 22, 2005
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sucking cum from others arse
my friend argies favourite activity with his boyfriend after he hs shot his load he sucks it from his arse with a straw
by anton March 7, 2005
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To suck cum through a straw out of somones anus after having anal sex with them
by Maureenfell July 4, 2009
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To blow your hot, creamy load into your partner's anal orifice, then removing the aforementioned cream with your mouth, only to make out with your partner.
by Kojack September 26, 2003
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