Father

A male that puts up with more shit from people and asks for nothing in return than most people you know. A fathers kids try to give him shit, a father's wife tries to give him shit, a father's family members try to give him shit, a father's inlaws try to give him shit, a father's coworkers and boss try to give him shit. Mothers get a lot of credit for being the people that give birth, even though it takes two people to create a kid, and most people still think a kid's mother doesn't get enough credit. It takes a certain kind of strength to be a father with all the shit a father puts up with (it's not for everybody). Fathers work long hours, fathers come home and take care of their fuckin kids too, just like you hear about mothers doing all the time on TV, even though you don't hear any statistics in their defense about it.

Plenty of females get on tv and talk about what females do for kids, males do the same thing, they give a lot of credit to females for being female, and they're quick to slight another male and excuse it as no harm intended, even their fathers. Just about everybody has done it to their fathers at some point, sons and daughters give a father shit all the time.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

father

person who fucked you mother and created YOU!

your father had a night with your mother in the hotel on their first date, and CREATED YOU accidently because the condom is broken.

by Chris Yang February 23, 2004

Father

A person who only cares about himself, not his family.

He tells your mother that he loves her but is always making her cry.

And last but not least he is NEVER there when you need him.

"My father is a self centered asshole who only thinks of himself "

by StunnerC3847 August 26, 2017

father

the nigga that left me when I was a child

'look at his father leaving to get milk'

by burrito turtle October 16, 2019

father

A man your mom mom marries then when they have a kid then he leaves to get a jug of milk and doesn't comes back

Hey man! My father is is gone
Same here bruh

by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019

Father

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Father.exe does not compute

by discofox June 11, 2020

Father

You hear that? Her father doesn’t have a lot of sympathy for incels and he’s made that pretty clear.

Hym “Oh but now he does. Not before. Not a week ago but now that he gets to be a fucking hero. What changed? Between a week ago when “her father has no sympathy for incels” and now where he’s just-a-oh-so sympathetic. He cares so deeply about it now. Tss! Unreal!”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022