fangtooth

A Murloc that currently works for Blizzard Entertainment. Has a very high aggro range and tends to mob players with many Murlocs. Really hates cardboard boxes.

LOVES Blueberry muffins.

Owns Tauren Druids named Caydiem.

"Holy shit, Fangtooth just killed Leeroy Jenkins and Nick Lachey! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

"MRGRGLRLGLRGLRGLRGLRGLRGL"

"Posting in all caps angers the Murloc..."

by Nigma May 15, 2005

faketoid

A lie that may or may not be true.

That guy just dropped the mad words on all them faketoids up in this Counting Crows CD, son! My world-view has been shattered.

Guy A: I heard some faketoid that your sister sucks wiinis.
Guy B: Dude, she totally does.
Guy A: Nooge.

by Bag O'Doo December 9, 2008

facetographer

A facetographer is someone who is under the false delusion that because they spent several hundred (sometimes thousands) dollars on DSLR camera of which they do not know how to use properly or refuse to learn properly, that they can take professional quality pictures. These people tend to start a 'photography company' page on facebook and convince people to pay them money to shoot horrible photography for ignorant and stupid customers. The typical facetographer usually reaches full denial mode when an actual professional photographer informs them of their complete lack of skill. They will go on a rant to that professional about how their photography is 'raw'.

Male Facetographers will typically claim that they are professionals in order to use naive girls in order to take racy pictures of them in an attempt to get laid. Female facetographers tend to believe that their use of facebook photo editing apps like 'Piknik' qualifies them to charge people to take their wedding pictures. AVOID FACETOGRAPHERS AT ALL COSTS.

This guy Louis on my friends list keeps posting all his horrible 'professional' photography. He's such a facetographer.

by Arealphotographer April 16, 2011

Faketoid

A piece of information that: 1) is offered as truthful, factual; 2) Seems plausible, believable; and 3) cannot be either easily verified or disproved using commonly available reference tools, like Urban Dictionary.

Jim says that President Lincoln preferred boxers to briefs, but I suspect it might just be another FAKETOID.

by IceDoppio September 6, 2015

facetown

Facetown is a substance induced stupor where anything goes and is the ultimate nirvana for an individual or group of people that want to get really drunk, really quick. When you drink so much booze in so little time you become the mayor of facetown.

"Hey everyone look!!! Christian's going to facetown again!" - partygoer
"LET'S GET FACED" - Christian

by cuddles with mongoose November 14, 2014

fagneto

Derogitory term used by MvC2 scrubs to describe Magneto, because they can't keep up with his speedy and deadly rushdown.

Random MvC2 Scrub: Dammit! My Ryu/Ken/Akuma team should mop the floor with fagneto.

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

fantom

A wanna-be hipster of a man who sits in starbucks drinking sugar free skinny lattes writing docker-compose files thinking he's super cool instead of doing actual work.

look mom, a fantom!

by DuchessOfLancaster May 27, 2023