hemp fandango

a name used to describe a person being hanged- hemp from the rope and fandango from the lovely girations of the hangeds feet while the try to touch the ground

now, my freind, you can dance the hemp fandango

by the wobly rocket June 10, 2011

horizontal fandango

Sex

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke

by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009

horseshoe fandango

After the Great Ban of June 2006 on the Weebls-Stuff Forums, this was a word that, whenever used in the Cheese Bin, everyone not banned would pretend it was a funny joke made during the sentence of the banned forumites in order to make them feel left out.

Mr Salek: Hey guys, remember Horseshoe Fandango?
Other forumite: Lol! That was so funny!

by Mr Salek June 29, 2006

creamy fandango

when two willing males bust a load into a camals mouth, then the camal spits the load onto the face of a midget in an ostrich costume whilst all participants shout the word "fandango!"

i heard wee man is going to partake in a "creamy fandango" in jack ass 4

by poonjob March 31, 2011

funky fandango

To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation).

Shit son, I danced the funky fandango with that bitch all night long, awww-yeaaa!!

Or

Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Dirty Fandango

A band from South Africa with a unique mix of blues, soul and electo music

Dude, my girlfriend and I went to see Dirty Fandango last night, then she dumped me and did the dirty fandango with the lead singer.

by lekkermanlekker1234 September 8, 2017

Itchy Fandango

The dance you end up doing to hide the fact that you're trying to itch your crotch and anal areas after recently shaving.

Christina was forced to do the Itchy Fandango after recently shaving her pubic hair.

by pricksbratkc August 24, 2009