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Failin' Palin

Ex-governor of Alaska and ex-vice presidential canidate who refuses to just fade away quitely- what with her book tours, TV deals, and that stupid "tea party". Continues to voice her opinion on everything as if her opinion really matters anymore.
Why won't Failin' Palin just shut up and go away already! She didn't win the vice presidency (thank goodness) and she's not even a governor anymore.
by mdmsnw76 March 28, 2010
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Falling Fun Bags

Adjective
Tits moving from a higher to a lower level, typically rapidly and without control.
My tits are falling at an accelerated rate. They are falling fun bags
by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021
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Falling Down

A bad ass movie produced in 1992 starring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall in which a man whose life sucks ass abandons his car in a LA traffic jam and goes on a crime spree. Worth watching in conjunction with Office Space after having a day that really fucking pissed you off.
Falling Down was by far the most fucking awesome shit in the discount DVD bin at the mother fucking grocery store!
by The Asshole July 24, 2008
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Falling into the closet

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.
1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.
by JJs 4 Life August 6, 2009
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goat falling

something that you see on urban dictionary right next to first definition
Hey, have you seen goat falling GIF on ud?
by Notmelol123 February 14, 2022
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Flailing Susan

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009
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Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory

The theory that when we accidentally drop an object (where ever we happen to be at the moment) it no doubt falls or rolls to the farthest, unreachable place. It is a mysterious theory that never fails to happen.
I was putting on my make up and my lipstick fell on the floor. Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory kicked in because it was no where to be found. I had to hunt and excavate the room in order to finally find it behind the dresser under the rug.
by annieoakley August 7, 2010
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