jailhouse jello

Flavored gelatin made by inmates in a prison kitchen to be consumed by inmates in the food line. While the flavored gelatin is still in the kitchen, not too firm yet also warm, an inmate cuts a small hole in the gelatin and has sex with it in the serving tray, then smooths over the damage. Once cooled, the tray of flavored gelatin is taken to the food line and served.

Don't eat the gelatin in prison because it might be jailhouse jello.

by Victor Vocab December 7, 2012

FarmHouse

A group of hard-working gentlemen that are well rounded in all aspects of life. They are respected wherever they go, and the ladies love them. They are often seen helping old ladies cross the street, acing college exams, lifting heavy objects, or making attractive ladies swoon.

Girl 1: I need to find me a man who is sexy, burly, and is a gentleman
Girl 2: Go down to FarmHouse, they are full of them

AGR Member 1: Why do no girls ever come visit us.
AGR Member 2: They are all hanging out at FarmHouse
AGR Member 1: Dang it! I should have pledged there

by DHowardDoane April 8, 2011

Fullhouse neck

When someone does something so stupid that everyone in the room or nearby necks them very hard.

-"Didn't the pilgrims build the grand canyon?"
-"No dumbass, you will now recieve a fullhouse neck."

by Chalkey May 6, 2011

jailhouse rock

Uninhibited gay sex between two or more typically straight men, with no lasting commitment past friendship.

"Hey guys, whattaya say after this poker game we do a little jailhouse rock?"

by life+99 January 6, 2009

failmous

When someone becomes popular from a fail video/photo/post on the internet.

Did you see that last video?!
lol yeah! They'll be forever failmous for that one!

by rocterror November 26, 2010

Jailhouse eyebrows

Jailhouse eyebrows: very sparse,thin eyebrows. Overly plucked because of too much free time while in jail.

Tasha needs to stop with those jailhouse eyebrows, it's not a good look once you're sprung.

by ChiCricket January 20, 2019

Jailhouse Poos

When you are with other people in an enclosed place but you can not hold your poo any longer so you poo near them like an inmate would in a jail cell.

I couldn't wait any longer for the next rest stop so I had a bad case of the jailhouse poos in the car. Nobody talked to me for the rest of the trip.

by BlownerReceiver69 February 9, 2021