chick fagnet

a gay dude who attracts the finest women.

Bill: Bobby coulda' had that smokin' hot chick! what gives?
Roger: I guess you didn't know that Bobby is a chick fagnet...All these women love him but his heart will always belong to another man.

by bushbabies February 27, 2011

fagnificent

Magnificent in such an over-the-top, fabulous manner that the style, widget, or event must have been made fashionable by the livelier sort of gay men, most likely while they were dressed in sequined drag and crooning Yma Sumac numbers. In connotation, "fagnificent" is markedly more fabulous than "fabulous" and notably more campy than "splendiferous."

"That big, ruffled Roberto Cavalli skirt... it's positively fagnificent!"

by radioactive_kitty October 7, 2005

Faggonized

Anything or anyone that has been transformed in a faggot manner.

Dude, that car got faggonized once he painted it pink.

by anti-faggonist October 18, 2008

Facon Bits

Small pieces of unknown origin passing themselves off as bacon bits. Commonly found today at many salad bars as well as grocery sheleves. Easily identified by consistency of small pieces of gravel.

I think I'll have some facon bits on my salad!

by Tuchdown November 6, 2002

fagina

Fat Vagina. In other words - a large woman's genitals.

Dude, there ain't no hotties over here. There's nothing but fagina!

by Matt September 9, 2004

fagony

when a gay guy has too much anal and their bum hole is killing like a bitch.

straight guy: omg i did the biggest shit last night and i felt like i was in fagony.
gay guy: i totally know what you mean!

lucy: me and jake got together last night and he did me up the ass and good lord, i've been in fagony all day.
gay guy: yeah, i get that too.

by ooh lala June 2, 2008

fadonger

A euphemism for the word penis. Used by your grandparents when you were a little naked kid in the bathtub.

OHHHHHHH Look at that beautiful fadonger!

by Carter SN October 1, 2005