Facebutt

The act of sitting on your butt all day on Facebook.

Get off your Facebutt and clean your room!

by WRbobcat July 19, 2011

facebukakke

An alternate, insulting name for the service known as Facebook, referring to the large amount of "mess" you will get into when you join.

"I can't believe you signed up for Facebukakke. Good luck getting that crap off your face."

by chenglan March 25, 2008

faceburger

When a person places their face between another person's two "buns."

Hey, Scott, did you hear that Alana gave Austin a faceburger?

by coloradoman4444 January 11, 2011

Facebutting

When someone around you checks facebook on their phone so much you feel the need to grab it and fart on it.

Example - "I was at the dear camp last week and this goober kept checking his facebook page so often I snatched his phone and went all facebutting on him"

by Dear Camp Taz October 12, 2011

FaceBedding

Not allowing yourself to sign off and go to bed until your chat box is empty of all contacts.

Yeah im going to bed, once im finished facebedding

by Martak Meanianski July 31, 2009

philadelphia facebuster

A sexual move in which the male, while fucking a chick doggy-style cuts out her arms and slams her face onto the floor. This move is used to the best effect when done on a hardwood surface or stairwell. Since it often leads to a bloody nose among other things it can be combined with a strawberry shortcake. Invented in Siasconset, Ma at Camp Sankaty Head.

"Yo i gave that chick the meanest Philadelphia Facebuster last night."
"Who was it?"
"Just look for the chick with the black and blue face"

by Chris "The Devil" Farley January 2, 2009

Arabian Facebuster

When you enter a bar in America, and because you are of Arabian descent, people throw things at you, but once they start throwing waitresses at them, you catch her and romance her until you take her to a movie and she wants to make sweet love to you, so you whip it out in the theater and she begins to caress it. but just as you begin to "go", a policeman comes to arrest you, and you splooge into his/her face.

Atticus Finch: I read the paper today.
Tina Turner:What did it say?
Atticus Finch: Well it said some damn arab gave one of our fine police officers an arabian facebuster at the picture show.
Tina Turner: We live in an odd town

by Wayne "The Brain" McClaine August 2, 2008