The practice of going through your friend list on Facebook and realizing that you really do not talk to many of them or dislike many others and then begin to delete mass numbers of people that were once your "friends" on Facebook.
Ben- "Who the hell are these people? I don't even know this one and I hate that bitch. I think its time to delete them with a Facebook Genocide session"
by Dsquared23 March 23, 2009
Get the Facebook Genocide mug.A person who always responds to another specific person's (i.e., the "target person") facebook status updates and links, typically within the first few minutes of it being shared.
The facebook groupie either 1) intensely romantically likes the target person, 2) wants to BE like the the target person, or 3) wants to be accepted by the target person's group of friends. The facebook groupie is often among the very first to respond to the target person's status updates/links and very rarely let's a target person's status update/links slip get by without a response.
They are often unaware how embarrassing, lap doggish, or futile their behavior appears to be. While the facebook groupie is typically of the opposite sex of the target person, facebook groupies can be the same gender as the target person.
Caveat: The term facebook groupie does not extend to family members or significant others. Therefore, you cannot be a facebook groupie to your husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend, sister, brother, cousin, etc.
They are often unaware how embarrassing, lap doggish, or futile their behavior appears to be. While the facebook groupie is typically of the opposite sex of the target person, facebook groupies can be the same gender as the target person.
Caveat: The term facebook groupie does not extend to family members or significant others. Therefore, you cannot be a facebook groupie to your husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend, sister, brother, cousin, etc.
by MiriamW February 8, 2012
Get the Facebook Groupie mug.The process of getting lost on Facebook while reading random posts, following random links or looking at pictures of people you don't even know, followed by an eventual return to consciousness and a realization that you are completely wasting your time.
by Erik Wave September 11, 2011
Get the FacebooK-Hole mug.An individual who uses facebook to constantly promote themselves. This person has around 2500 friends and usually calls them his "gang" or "posse" even though these people are all virtual and are not real friends. The individual will post time again how great everything about their life is, even though it is fantasy lies. An insecure, weak minded facebook addict.
facebooker#1: That guy Les is always posting his greatness on the wall, what an idiot!
facebooker#2: Yeah, to be an elementary school principal, he sure is a facebook prima donna.
facebooker#2: Yeah, to be an elementary school principal, he sure is a facebook prima donna.
by skypie August 6, 2011
Get the Facebook Prima Donna mug.When you tell someone to contact you via facebook. Usually told to someone that is your facebook "friend" but someone you do not communicate with enough to have his/her number.
Friendude: Hey Alan, how's it going?
Guy: Hey man.
Friendude: We should hang out sometime.
Guy: Yea, facebook me.
Friendude: Cool!
Guy: Hey man.
Friendude: We should hang out sometime.
Guy: Yea, facebook me.
Friendude: Cool!
by Enlicensed One September 3, 2009
Get the Facebook me mug.A Facebook atheist will say "in my opinion......." when they really mean "in Richard Dawkins opinion......."
by Lucas Lucas July 3, 2015
Get the facebook atheist mug.When someone lurks and stalks there ex to see what he or she is doing. Usually every so often the person goes back to see what has been written on their ex's wall. And to scope out who the girls/guys he or she is associating themselves with.
Jill : Stop being such a facebook ex stalker Megan.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.
Jill: Oh gees.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.
Jill: Oh gees.
by WEIRDOGIRLO!2 January 18, 2010
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