make it facebook

the digital equivalent to 'make it public' as in when two people start bringing out any kind of r'ship in front of people- facebook is the first place they'd do so. Probably precedes real life flirt, fight, friendship whatever

Dude (after dinner on first/blind date): wow we look cool in this pic. mind if i wall it on my facebook?

Chick: i dun think thats such a good idea. we should wait a while before we make it facebook.

by reeny oolala May 18, 2010

married on facebook

This means a virtual marriage involving Facebook.
It isn't real and can be to just about anybody.

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by Dragon Bubble March 16, 2016

Fakebook marriage

A combination of the words "Facebook" and "fake." Describes a false relationship status showing your relationship status on Facebook as married, when you are not actually married to the person. It can discourage people from hitting on you but more then likely you just married your best friend to avoid posting your actual relationship status on Facebook.

"I love my Fakebook marriage: I didn't want that guy to bug me about our relationship status on Facebook. Thank god I told him I'm married to my best friend and it would hurt her feelings if we broke it off."

by prinnyfan May 9, 2009

Facebookkake

When a bunch of horny teenage boys all post on a 'hot' or 'slutty' girls Facebook picture with comments that are sexual in nature.

Tim: "OMG Julian, did you see Brittney's new profile picture on Facebook?"

Julian: "Hell yeah dude, within minutes of uploading that shit turned into a facebookkake."

by ayyitsjayy March 22, 2013

Facebooktarian

“Facebooktarian” refers to someone who pretends to be a vegetarian, creating a fake image of himself in social networks (mainly Facebook), posting pictures of a healthy lifestyle, while in real life he/she actually eats all kinds of unhealthy food (including all types of meats) and doesn't care much about his health.

My friend Jose is a facebooktarian, always posting really veggie pictures on his timeline but actually he eats every kind of meat.

by Zewsoner September 10, 2015

Facebookahol

The substance which Facebookaholics crave. Warning: facebookahol is highly addictive, should only be consumed in small doses, and should be kept out of the reach of children. Side effects include, but are not limited to, sore fingers, red eyes, fatigue/drowsiness, and occasionally diahrrea, heart failure, and maybe even death.

Consider yourself warned.

"I'M A FACEBOOKACHOLIC!!!! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH FACEBOOKAHOL!!!!"

Doctor: "Quick! Get me a computer. I need 50 cc's of facebookahol pronto. Hurry!! We might lose him!!!"

by JesseMarantz February 28, 2008

facebookable

Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation

You know it was a good night when only 3 out of 152 pics are facebookable

by Mktkm27 December 25, 2007