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FaceParty

A personals site based in Britain, where people can post their photo for everyone to see, boast about themselves, pretend to be someone else, or indulge their narcissism to their heart's content. Tempted by offers of apparently non-existant parties in London, people sign up to find that the site encourages them to insult other members, deface their photographs, and steal things in exchange for jelly beans. Tragic.
"I thought faceparty would be great, but then I saw through the bullsh*t"
by Nicky March 11, 2005
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facepants

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off
by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010
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Facepalm

The expression that can make ever facepalmers facepalm
Javier flores: " I can't believe u did that CJ *facepalm* ow i hit myself in the eye."
CJ: *facepalm*
by cjbarry666 January 12, 2011
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facepalm

A gesture in which you slap your hand against your face in times of shame, woe, disgust, or baffled at something stupid and idiotic someone said or did. Used on the Internet in times of IM or any other form of online chatting.
Example 1
rocketgirl11: omg, i think that f i got on my math test stood for FANTABULOUS.

sugarskull12: are you fucking kidding me? *facepalm*

sugarskull12 has logged off

rocketgirl11: what?

Example 2
Jamie: I can't believe you failed World Language. English is easiest language in word!

Moksha: *facepalm* It's English is THE easiest language in THE WORLD. And I'm the one that failed World Language? No, I would has passed the test if you gave time me for study!

Jamie: *facepalm* Would has? You serious Moksha?
by Psuedonym Pippy June 13, 2011
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/facepalm

luvs2blog69: no faggots horses have 20 inch dicks.

Anonymous: /facepalm
by LULZTURD February 14, 2009
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facepAlm

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Someone who says something outrageous

"no.1:I gOts ass scabs from Da butt sex"

"no.2:*FACEPALM*
by LOLfacepalmWILLNEVERDIE September 7, 2010
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Facepalm

The action of the palm of your hand hitting your face in an "are you kidding me" sort of manor. Normally done when you ask your friend a question and they reply with something stupid or completely not of matter.
When Jessica replied to the "how many states are there?" with "wait, Cuba makes 53 right?" I facepalmed.
by Hunterjumperblonde March 28, 2009
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