commodity fund

(FINANCE) a mutual fund that trades in commodities or commodity derivatives. This can include commodity index funds.

Usually a commodity fund makes its returns by trading derivatives rather than the underlying commodity.

by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

Hedge Funds

Tatties, milk duds, gazungas, hose hounds. Boobs.

Man, the economy is tanking, but at least she's got a nice set of hedge funds.

by funnythatsmyname July 23, 2009

slush fund

Refers to the "reserve" of half-melted snow that Calvin keeps handy for making into sloppy "cannon balls" to lob at Susie anytime he catches sight of her during the winter months.

Susie feels confident about venturing outside only after the snow has disappeared in the Spring, when she can be sure that Calvin's slush fund will be completely melted.

by QuacksO March 07, 2019

homie fund

A homie fund is miscellaneous or serendipitous money you find throughout your life that you share and spend on your homies when you hang out or see them.

Wow! Where did that $20 dollars come from.. gotta put that into the homie fund!

by Omphaloskepsi November 09, 2015

hedge fund

When one sticks a wad of cash into the hairy vagina of a stripper.

"Joe, did you did you go to the strip club last night", "Yeah dawg, set up a few hedge funds if you know what I'm sayin."

by thegingerphalice October 17, 2015

Fund the Police

Ice Cube in 2020 if he was poor and unfamous.

“Fund the Police!,” Ice Cube rapped, logically, as a rational adult.

by Squirrel Rito February 26, 2021

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004