Bagel And A Fuck 

A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .

Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"

Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".

Bagel And A Fuck by DeliaDL April 17, 2017

Bagel Fuck

When you fuck a bagel

How was that bagel fuck last night man?

Bagel Fuck by PlasticPeople December 23, 2008

Bagel Fuck

When a man fucks a woman through a bagel, simultaniously penetrating the bagel, and the woman.

"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."

Bagel Fuck by snzn March 28, 2009

bagel fuck

when the jews do intercourse after breakfast

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!

bagel fuck by Brett Kosher May 24, 2019

fuckbag

someone who is a fucking idiot and probably should be shot

listen up you stupid fuckbag!

fuckbag by nicole January 8, 2005

freshman fuckbag 

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.

Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."

freshman fuckbag by Herb Crowbasket January 16, 2014

Juicy Fuckbag 

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

Juicy Fuckbag by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009