French Shower

Similar to def. 1 above however sometimes one will apply soap and water to the armpits and dry with a (paper) towel before applying the deodorant.

"The days were getting longer and I was getting lazier. I resorted to French Showers with a diet of coffee and cigarettes"

by gillytech March 16, 2009

Anti-French Sentiment

A xenophobic and prejudiced view that all French people are arrogant pussies. Prevalent especially among Americans (most of whom have never met a French person), which is ironic as France is the nation most responsible for America's rise to prominence. Even the monument most often identified with America, the Statue of Liberty, was donated to the USA by the French.

Holding that all French people are prissy, arrogant pansies is about as well-founded as holding all Americans obese, retarded fuckbags. Generalizing this allegation displays the same kind of arrogance you reproach the opposite side with.

"Xenophobic American: Go eat cheese with the French, you unpatriotic pussy!"

by Servant Of Progress November 8, 2004

French Shirley

A French Shirley is when a two people are having sex and the woman climaxes and then robs the man of climax right before the man is about to cum.

that bitch pulled a french shirley on me last night when we were fucking.

by joykiller13t March 9, 2009

French Standoff

A French Standoff is when you are in a conflict, and everyone gives up.

"Yeah man, they got into a fight and it ended up in a french standoff, they all got hauled off to jail."

by Agrijag December 6, 2011

french stoplight

has four lights instead of three because in France they just don't give a fuck.

re-rack, french stoplight

by Jellyfish137 April 19, 2009

French Shower

To cover oneself with aftershave as an alternative to washing.

Student 1: Dude, the hot water's on the blink again!
Student 2: Fuck it, I'll just take a French Shower.
Student 1: Sweet

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

French Stewart

n. 1.)A shitty actor/comedian who gets casted for lead roles of straight to video movies, mainly because the original actors didn't sign a contract for any sequels.
2.)A B-actor in general.

There are no charges that exist to punish French Stewart for the crimes which he has committed against film.

by chinesefoodninja February 1, 2005