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Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
by sphiinx May 28, 2018
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running the foil

Running the foil is slang for the act of smoking heroin off of aluminum foil. Opioid users typically use a flame to heat heroin or fentanyl on a piece of foil while inhaling the vapors, also known as chasing the dragon. Running foil is extremely potent and hard on the lungs, and is considered a step below shooting up. The term originates from the way in which melted heroin runs on foil as its vaporized, often leaving a trail of residue. It is also common for opioid addicts to smoke percocet M30 pills off foil.
opioid user 1: do you snort or smoke your dope?

opioid user 2: I started running the foil to give my nose a break but now my lungs are messed up
by Tatertots 5 October 23, 2022
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Tin-Foil

A person who believes in conspiracies, specifically the types that fly in the face of reason, such as the faked moon landing or the government behind 9/11. Named for the famous image of a conspiracy nut wearing a tin foil hat to ward off mind controling radio waves the government unleashes on the unsuspecting populous.
Bob: I'm telling you, the government was behind 9/11!

Steve: Shut up and stop being such a fucking tin-foil.
by MikepNova March 6, 2009
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german foil

by Jefferey McDoogle January 20, 2007
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Tin Foil Hat Wearer

usually denoting some one as crazy. In later years to describe some one who usually believes everything is a conspiracy or illusion. Brought on by a belief that there is a invisible, intangible, army of Liberal Jew Communist, trying to control their mind with RF signals. So as a means of "defense" against the unreal onslaught against the LJCPMCM (Liberal Jew Communist Propaganda Mind Control Machine or media) they start covering their head with Tin Foil. Made famous by Mel Gibson, though mostly worn by the staff of the Fox News network.
Guy One: OMG, that guy must be out of his mind!

Guy two: Yeah, that is Bill O'Reilly for you, he is a total TIN FOIL HAT WEARER.
by god wears a tin foil hat August 14, 2008
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Hitting The Foil

htting the foil where I come from means to smoke crank off of a piece of aluminum foil. chase the dragon.
Hey man wanna' hit the foil?
by Janice September 27, 2003
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tin foil hat

The special properties of aluminum foil that shield the brain from being read by "liberal activist" scientists. Also works nicely as a rain hat that gives the "tin roof" effect.
Dick Cheney hated getting wet for it faded his outer humanoid membrane. He discovered the tin foil hat he wore from his "undisclosed location" kept him warm and toasty.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
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