ghost follower

An inactive follower on a social network such as Instagram.

I wish I didn't have so many ghost followersplural on my Instagram.

by Helpnu September 11, 2013

Shallow Follow

when you follow someone on Twitter solely because they're smoking hot.

Kyle "Shallow Followed" Trevor on Twitter only because he saw that he's hot.

Kyle stumbled across Trevor today from a Retweet—and when he clicked over to Trevor's profile avi he saw that Trevor was super-fucking hot and muscly with a great smile. So Kyle Shallow-Followed him because he doesn't care what he tweets or says just so long as he's hot.

by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2016

Faglord

Jacob Santorius, Jacob Santorius is the faglord

The almighty Faglord Jacob Santorius raped the poor gaysian

by MrDylanyay November 27, 2016

Foglioed

When you flame someone so bad, They want to cry.

Yooo, Joe just Foglioed the shit out this frail ass bitch Garrett

by KSwag June 12, 2012

faglordnigga

A faglord that loves fucking niggers

Why u such a faglordnigga

by ReeeeeeeeEEEeedhdj June 29, 2019

I follow

phrase: a way of stating you understand the latter

or,

You follow?

asking if you understood the latter

Me: Yea so thats why me and my girlfriend broke up, it's kinda sad.

You: Yea I follow, well at least you single for spring break!

or

Me: Hey we're going to visit her tomorrow whether you like it or not, you follow?

by thomas the choo choo train April 10, 2009

Jared Fogle

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.

Jared Fogle loved foot longs, but not quite the type you're thinking of.

by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020