FILF

Father

I'd

Like to

Fondle

I was sat minding my own business the other day with my friend Laura, and her dad walked in, and was like ' whoa Laura your dad is absolute FILF'

by The ant eater September 21, 2009

FILF

Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.

After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.

by PMax January 30, 2009

filftag

filftag

a dating or facebook profile picture that includes a hotter, prettier friend than you.

damn, she's got some hot filftag going on there.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011

FILF

Fatty id like to fuck.

I'd totally do that oversized filf.

by splint0r July 5, 2009

fkilf

flock of kilf's id like to fuck

damn... look at that group of hot teens, now thats what i call fkilf

by da PNG bomb July 7, 2003

Filf

Family id like to fuck

You sure do have a filf christina!

by iejd April 23, 2018

FMITFA

FMITFA
Fuck me in the fuckin ass

A : hey mark is back in town!
B: FMITFA!

by fuk1t0l1000mg November 1, 2010