Falsepath

Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.

"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think."

"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."

by mattanaw July 22, 2021

falsiane

Brazilian slang to fake person.

Taylor Swift is a typical falsiane, always showing what she is not.

by Suprème October 13, 2015

falsalto

An unnatural or unusually low-pitched voice, esp. a woman or young child trying to sing like Pavarotti

When your 5-year old boy sings: "You were born... loooong ago, long ago, long ago, loooooooooooong ago," in falsalto, attempting to sound like a famous opera tenor or alto in order to taunt you

by MarielleCB October 13, 2008

falseage

The type of sausage one purchases from a fast food restaurant.

"Dang, the cat won't even eat the falseage!" said Jose. Pedro replied, "Who knows what that shit is made of!."

by bumscrubber October 4, 2009

falsesymmetry

A British, female YouTuber who plays on the Hermitcraft Minecraft server, which is currently in season 7. She is well known for sarcasm and PVP ability, and for digging incredibly large holes.

FalseSymmetry, you've dug that hole big enough please just stop please for the love of fod

by rhysharris56 April 8, 2020

False Vandalism

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021

false nostalgia

Is a diversion of the normal nostalgia, but instead of being nostalgic about your own past its about something, someone o somewhere you never were to.

False nostalgia can be experienced mostly after seeing something you know if you saw as a child, you would have remembered for the rest of your life, but as far as you know you didnt. This makes you remember your past and what you actually did, combining your actual nostalgia for your past and the thing you are watching into false nostalgia without you realising.

someone : Im feeling nostalgic for New York.
some other person : ok
someone : ive never been.
some other person : probably false nostalgia

by Li9uid April 28, 2021