genital floundering

the gender neutral term for dicking around; messing around; a very cool name for a bar/pub

Bob: Hey man you studying?
Jim: Nope I'm just genital floundering instead.

by Markus GP. November 7, 2013

Wet Flounder

When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out

"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."

by Tuckered out May 17, 2010

fuzzy flounder

A term referring to a vagina.

I fucked her fuzzy flounder till she was blue in the face.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

ass flounder

gay, homosexual, faggot

Steven and Nelson are both ass flounders.

by Amy Basil November 14, 2006

Pack a Flounder

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.

After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.

by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013

Flounder fuck

A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that actual, legitimate fish start to inhabit the women's vagina.

Cj: Yo I fucked that bitch so hard last night

Logan: Damn man, you gave that bitch a flounder fuck.

by smoke the ganja September 18, 2016

not shark or flounder

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.

B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.

by anonymous May 20, 2022