Flood in the basement

To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex.

I wanna give her a flood in the basement.

by PP December 3, 2003

Flood Butt

a far more liquid case of mud butt where one's shit seems more like piss coming out of your ass.

Oh, shit! Stop the car! I've got flood butt like a mother fucker!!

by Mikel B July 12, 2006

Flood Napkin

An unnecessarily large coat that could seemingly absorb a flood.

1. Wtf? One day this guy's playing dress up and the next he's wearing a fucking flood napkin.

2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.

by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 22, 2010

flood the rink

Another round for the entire table.

Do you guys want another drink? Yes, flood the rink!

by Jones39 April 13, 2019

Flood Of Pain

Whenever someone stabs you in the chest 20 times sais in Denver

"OW FUCK shIT PISsAJKSLFNALKSJFNLASKF"
"AND IT WILL COME, LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN"
"AERHG FUCK YOU JNASDKLFNLAS AUEFRHG FUCK"

by TheDNAofthesoul October 3, 2022

Flood Insurance

When you flush the toilet multiple times to prevent it from overflowing.

a: Dude, why did you flush like 5 times in my bathroom?

b: Flood Insurance dude.

by PiLam63 July 1, 2009

Flood job

A 'Flood Job' is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with semen.

Upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol' fashioned flood job .

by the all knowing ivy leaguer July 12, 2009