flea bag

1. A very cheap, dingy hotel.

2. A dog with fleas.

We stayed in an old flea bag in Portland.

Angus the dog is an old flea bag.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

flafliculate

To run about wildly in the nude, with all body parts bouncing.

Please do not flafliculate in our presence, thank you.

by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006

Fleacone

1. A plastic cone placed on a dog's head to prevent it from gnawing at itself when afflicted by fleas.

2. The ultimate level of douchebaggery, a collar popped so ourageously high it immitates the aforementioned object. Thought to prevent said douchebag from gnawing at over-Lacoste Cologned areas of his body.

1. "My dog has a fleacone for the next week."

2. "Hey, look at that douchebag with that fleacone over there! What a fag!"

by Rutzraffereis23 January 19, 2009

Fleabagger

New name for Democrat losers...Fleebaggers! Just like fleas, the only way they can survive is to live off a host. That pretty much sums up the whole Democratic Party these days. How can I best live off of someone else?

Human parasite. Cries like a child, creates havoc and organizes and participates in public protests when only asked to contribute their "fair share" freely. Litterally freaks out when their Mob Rule mentality is threatened. (ie: their "collective bargaining rights" are stripped).

Union leaders, Union workers, Democratic Congressmen, Democratic Senators, Democratic Govenors, Democratic Activists, Liberal Activists, Democratic Presidents, robbers, theives, gangs, gang members, community organizers, thugs, Mob Bosses, mob members, mafias, ACORN, Acorn thugs(workers) and practically anyone who is "PRO-Organized Labor.

Look at all the Fleabaggers in Wisconsin freaking out because they might have to actually "contribute" like the rest of America. Welcome to the 'real world' ya Fleabagger!

by nodramasaveitforyourmomma777 March 12, 2011

Fleabix

A small, cute fluffy imaginary creature that is only capable of making monosyllabic sounds.

My fleabix just ran away.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Fleam

The residual body heat left after someone or something has been sitting or sleeping somewhere for awhile.

After my dog got off the sofa, I sat in his spot and enjoyed his fleam.

by Happy Possum June 4, 2009

Fleanis

The penis of any mammal when occupied by a flea.

Paco, my toothless chihuahua, currently has a fleanis...

by Crassmaestro December 23, 2019