flarp-tart

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.

'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019

Flarp Toppings

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025

Flarp

A person who is capable of creating a series of organized queefs in order to mimic speech.

Guy: Yo that chick is a Flarp

Flarp mimiking another guy: Yeah frfr

by 69 OF DA 420 June 14, 2023

Flarping

Taking a shower without the use of your cellular telephone.

Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."

by HasbroInteractive December 24, 2021

Flarp

An offensive name to call someone.

Snoof, you're such a Flarp.

by Puh_the_Homeless_man September 15, 2020

Flarping

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping

So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.

by Leonhearted August 15, 2017

flarp

the action of farting on someone's penis while they're penetrating you

*farts while being fucked*

"oh wow you just flarped on my cock"

by 0x616c697361 April 8, 2024