flabbergasted

appalled over how much weight you have gained

by linda February 9, 2002

flabbergasted

1. To be astounded by how ugly your face is.
2. Consumed with gas.

OMG! Your mom is so fcuking flabbergasted!

I feel flabbergasted with gas.

by Dvhs February 11, 2006

Flabbergasted

it means when someone urinates on something or someone

"mom, i Flabbergasted the bed"

"no, ma'am, i didn't Flabbergast the cat"

by whobannedyoussef December 29, 2021

flabbergasted

Used to describe yourself of someone else who is very stoned.

I smoked 3 joints and now I'm flabbergasted.

by Simmo April 2, 2004

Arabian Flabbergast

when a retarded or autistic Arabian male farts in a woman's face for sex purposes

my rich prince friend participated in an Arabian Flabbergast last night and the women liked it

by Ginga. February 14, 2020

Flabbergasting hmong

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality

Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women

by JI DION October 24, 2022

Flabbergastment trauma

an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.

joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.

alexis: just stop.

(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)

by matt scrapes u June 18, 2009